I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
We need a shit load of segways right now
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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