So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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