Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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