My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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