Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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