what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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