It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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