We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
She even gives head with a lisp.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Oh god it's open bar.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Randomize
