what if I'm pregnant?
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oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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