just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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