you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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