I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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