i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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