she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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