Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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