drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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