Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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