Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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