Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
