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i can't believe i had my finger in that
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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