Midget sex pt 2 tonight
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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