Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Randomize