i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
handjob tips. give me some.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Randomize
