so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
We left the knife in your bed.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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