Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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