talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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