Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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