sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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