Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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