he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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