His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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