i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i came on her dog
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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