I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
sex on a bike is impossible
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