She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Is it penis luge time yet?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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