you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
