i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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