I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Randomize
