She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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