Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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