so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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