You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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