Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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