And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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