Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
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