We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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