Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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