You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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