Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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