just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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