everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Is it because I queefed?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I'm both gender and math confused
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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