when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
