She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Gay?
German.
Pity.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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