I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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