Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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