Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
He has the fingertips of a God
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